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The Best Cinamon Challenge Everrrr

This is Glozell, one of my favorite on youtube. Di hape saya juga ada beberapa videonya, saking senengnya.

 
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Posted by pada Maret 29, 2012 in Luttjjjuuuu, Random things, WTF

 

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RANDOM STUFF

Helllooowwww..alrite it’s been a while .

I don’t know what to tell , so I guess I’m going to tell you guys some random stuff.

Have you ever feel your nipple suddenly itch in public area ?? Like it’s so freakin’ itch , you have to scratch it right away but you can’t because you’re still in public enviroment. Tersiksa banget. Kalau saya sih biasanya pura-pura ngenain sesuatu di bagian “itu”. Berharap bisa sedikit ngurangin gatelnya. Hahaha

Second, ini cerita di kantor. Ini sih customernya temen saya sebut saja Bunga (bukan nama sebenarnya)

Bunga : iya sih bu, kalo pesawat tiiittt itu memang suka delay

Cust : bukan delay mbak, tapi suka ditunda penerbangannya.

MWAHAAHAHAHAHAH…Terserah ibu dehh..

Okay sekian…see y’all

 
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Posted by pada Maret 29, 2012 in FML, Ngehe Customer, Random things, WTF

 

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THANK YOU!!!!

Thank you..thank you very much for a million times thank you.. Kalau ada kata-kata yang lebih dari terima kasih mungkin udah saya tulis.

Thank you for giving me the truth..thank you…thank you so much..thank you for being kind to me…thank you for opening my eyes..thank you for everything…

It’s just…waw…thanks God..thanks again…

 
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Posted by pada Maret 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

BITCH …SHUT UP!!!

People do talking shit about each other. I know that. So do I. But I hate it when people try to act innocent . Like this one  dumbass bitch came up to me and told me that another bitch talked shit about me. If she thinks that I’m gonna hate that  bitch, she’s wrong…cause I already hate that bitch a long time ago .  And the information that she just gave it to me only aware me that this bitch who right now talking shit about the others already talking shit about me also in front of others. Guarantee !

 
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Posted by pada Februari 4, 2012 in FML

 

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What The Fuck It Is??!!!

Do you ever feel try to get over somebody but the universe still not corporate with you yet???

I do..and it’s so damn annoying.

For example…

First , when I was home.. I smelled something familiar..something that I knew and it went straight to my brain and I felt my heart  squeezed . It was HIS SMELL, it was HIS PERFUME’S SMELL!!!! Damn it!!! Who wearing this perfume ?? Then..I find out that it was my mom perfume. Shit. Ok now its feel like me and him living in the same house.

Second, when I was on the road accidentally I saw an advertising board  with…HIS FUCKIN NAME ON IT..I was like WHAT THE FUCK IT IS??!!!

Third, I saw him on the street…and thanks the LORD he didn’t see me. That day he looks like a crap .LOL.

Fourth , this one is like battle between what my brain want and my heart want.  What my brain want is get fucking over him right?? But my heart still want to hang on. And last night I was dreaming about me and him. In that fucking dream we do thing that we’ve been planning  a long time ago . And I can’t even lied about it that I was enjoying, satisfied…It’s not long because my brain waking me up..and then I woke up..and felt so damn confuse. I can’t go back to sleep. I think I never dream about him like this before. Never so bold like this and it’s like so fucking real.

I don’t know what the fuck is  going on with him till I dream about him like this.  I don’t wanna know. But I wish everything is alrite.

 
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Posted by pada Februari 2, 2012 in FML

 

DUMBASS OF THE DAY

 

 
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Posted by pada Januari 25, 2012 in omegle

 

Seriously ..it’s not cute. At all..

Try to make your partner over is not cool. Especially what you’re complaining is invalid.

I know one girl , one day she puts on eyes contact because her boyfriend ask her so.  And I was like..WTF. I don’t like if somebody don’t have some kind of real issues about their self and trying to change the way they are. I admit, sometimes I do it too. But I do it for me not because someone told me so.

Let me tell you..when she wearing it , you can see it’s really doesn’t fit her eyes. It actually make her eyes looks awful, the redness. ..

Look girl your eyes is normal there’s nothing for you to complaining about it. 

I f it was me, I wouldn’t change even an inch of my self . If you can’t accept the way I am …GTFO.

But doesn’t mean I’m not open with change. If he can tell me in nice way and he’s not the only person who complain about it , maybe I will consider it.

Set your standard and when you get it, accept them the way they are. Not accept them then CHANGE them to be something that you want.

I don’t know, for me it’s like you’re fucking with yourself.  And it’s gross.

 
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Posted by pada Januari 18, 2012 in WTF

 

Please tell your boyfriend to… STOP TEXTING ME!!!

Alrite let’s do this..

 

2011
For me it’s like time to learn to be more patience even more. There’re so many shit going on in my life and I realize it’s because the way I think in the past. So I regret nothing, and this time maybe hard but I believe I will get through it.  

2012

My goal is to less my fuckin’ bullshit . Like… I don’t really want to spend too many effort on something that doesn’t really important to me. I really try to DO NOT GIVE A FUCK to  anybody else.  I don’t want to getting attached or involved with somebody who doesn’t appreciate me and too fuckin confusing with their self.  That was happen to me in last year. And for God’s sake I try my best to not doing that again in this year.

Okay..now let’s move on.

I want to talk about guy who already in relationship but still talk to somebody else . 

This is the story..

I know one guy, we already not talking for like six months, I know it’s because he got a girlfriend. Meanwhile, I moving on with my life right..I never ever try to reach him ever again.

Until that day come, when he texting me…

I really don’t fucking care, well..I do always answer whenever he texts. I don’t know I can’t just ignore him like that. And it’s become more annoying as fuck when it’s happen for a year. I don’t even want to know anymore if he still with his girlfriend or not.

Actually , I think he has some list of girl who can he flirt to. And if I’m on his list. I really hope he deleted me.

I mean..c’mon what the fuck is this??!!! What are you doing?? Why can you moving on with your life and just fuckin’ leave me. It will be easier.

Okay..that’s the rant for today.

See you guys soon…  :)

 
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Posted by pada Januari 17, 2012 in FML

 

PLEASE FOLLOW MY TUMBLR

Baru bikin tumblr nehh, mampir yahh http://itslidwina.tumblr.com ..tengkiyuuuu

 
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Posted by pada Desember 7, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

Introducing Cuap – Cuap Galau I

Berhubung saya udah gak punya “lahan” lagi buat berbagi status. Saya mutusin buat ngumpulin setiap celetukan yang mampir di otak saya. Yang ternyata lumayan juga, lumayan galau maksudnya. :D

Silahkan disimak … *loh udah ? gitu aja nih pembukaannya?LO PIKIR ??!!!*

“Kamu keliatan dewasa sekarang.”

Dewasa apa tua neh??

Cuapan temen Ibu saya yang udah lama gak pernah ngeliat saya.

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“Setelah ato sesudah nih?” “Setelah deh.” “Eh, setelah ama sesudah apa bedanya ya?”

dong…dong…dong… brb noyor kepala sendiri.

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“Ini mbak Wina ya?” “Iya.” “Suaranya khas.”

Ada juga yang khilaf bilang renyah *berasa kerupuk*, malah kadang pada saat-saat tertentu bisa bikin sange juga lho. *Aih, bangga neh*

Cuapan client via telpon.

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Gak sengaja ngubah bahasa dalam satu aplikasi yang baru pertama kali dibuka itu HOROR banget. Apalagi keubahnya ke bahasa Mandarin ato Arab. *mateng*

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Tadi yang jual nanya ” Kok gak ada anak kecilnya bu?”

Euh, musti bawa anak kecil ya ? brb pinjem anak tetangga.

“Kenapa gak bilang aja, “anak saya ini sebenernya masih balita, badannya doang gede.”"

FYI saya kalo lagi rewel kelakuannya ngalahin balita.

Cuapan bersama Ibu saya dan penjual jagung bakar di Taman Bermain , Karang Asam- Samarinda.

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Nginget nama orang sampe kepala nyut-nyutan, siapa sih tadi namanya? siapa ya? duh gak inget, kamu dimana? loh saya siapa? *mendadak amnesia*

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Cuma ingin terlihat profesional , semoga tidak terkesan lebay.

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“Punyaku udah keluar Win”

Euh, tau deh yang semalem sunnah rasul, bikin ngilu aja.

Cuapan seorang teman di pagi hari yang basah*.

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Sekian cuapan galaunya, semoga terhibur ya..

* = rambutnya

 

 
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Posted by pada Agustus 1, 2011 in Cuap - Cuap Galau

 
 
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